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const developer = {
name: "Simon Baker",
title: "Software Engineer"
};
// Howdy! I wrangle code and build rock-solid web solutions
About Me
about.md
1/**
2 * Howdy y'all! Born and raised in Texas, I've been
3 * fixin' code problems since I got my first computer.
4 * I reckon good software should be like a good BBQ -
5 * done right, no shortcuts, and worth the wait.
6 * Let's build somethin' great together!
7 */
TECH_STACK.js
const techStack = [
▹"TypeScript",
▹"React",
▹"Node.js",
▹"Next.js",
▹"AWS",
▹"Kubernetes",
▹"CI/CD",
▹"Terraform"
];
developer@portfolio:~$|
Experience
Software Developer
$2017 - 2021
Cloudflare
- ▹Cut my teeth on distributed systems, wranglin' traffic for millions of websites
- ▹Built a custom monitoring dashboard that caught performance issues 40% faster
- ▹Herded a team of 5 developers to launch our edge computing platform on time
JavaScriptGoRustKubernetesDistributed Systems
Software Engineer
$2021 - Present
Microsoft
- ▹Lead architect for Azure's container orchestration service - massive scale, massive impact!
- ▹Slashed deployment failures by 65% by implementin' a new testing framework
- ▹Mentored junior engineers - taught 'em my philosophy: keep it simple, make it work, ship it fast
TypeScriptC#AzureKubernetesCI/CD
$catresume.txt
Projects
project-1.js
1// FreeTools.org
2A 'free for all' tool library with 30+ utilities for developers. Featured on Product Hunt and saved developers countless hours of work.
3const technologies = [
"React", "TypeScript", "Firebase", "Web APIs"];
view-project --details
$ls-la/projects
Contact
contact.sh -- RUNNING
1#!/bin/bash
2echo"Howdy! Drop me a line if you're lookin' for a developer who gets things done."
3echo"I'm faster than a jackrabbit on a date - I'll get back to you quicker than you can say 'brisket'!"
cookie-notice.sh
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